What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved