Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz