What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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I can't go deep in juice.

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It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Deja Moo!

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Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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Who sews in a barn

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She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.