What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

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What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.