What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!