What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.