What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers