What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.