What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef