What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!