What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)