What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.