What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey