What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC