What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me