How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.