How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6