How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever