What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains