What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains