Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains