Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

Aspirin Jokes More Aspirin Jokes

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!