What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other