Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

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Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin