What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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How do you make a protester cry?

Tear gas

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.