What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Tear Gas Jokes More Tear Gas Jokes

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

How do you make a protester cry?

Tear gas