What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

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What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.