What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent