What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

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What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.