What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.