What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.