How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

deleted

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.