How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."