How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why couldn't the depressed person get his email?

He had a bad Outlook.

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.