What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side