What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.