What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet