What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !