What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What does a wicked chicken lay?

A: Deviled eggs.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"