Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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A pastryarchy.

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You don't, you pick it up.

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.