Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams