What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!