What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.