What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife."

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike