What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.