Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.