Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.