Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.