How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call a recovering alcoholic?

A ginspiration.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

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