What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you