What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

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What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

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What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR