What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

What do you call an Islamic cow?

A Mooslim

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR