What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor