What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.