Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.