Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor