Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.