Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.