What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.