What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.