Public Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Integrate Jokes More Integrate Jokes

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazillian.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money