Public Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

You might also enjoy:

I. Jokes More I. Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Integrate Jokes More Integrate Jokes

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Pizza Place Jokes More Pizza Place Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.