What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano