How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.