How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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They both have wet noses.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

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Air Conditioning

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.