Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark