What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes