What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro