What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"