What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.