How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

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Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Potter Jokes More Potter Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Encourage Jokes More Encourage Jokes

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes