How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker