How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.