What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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What do you call a German thief?

A Hamburglar.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.