What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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What's green and german?

Snotzis.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.