What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover