What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Armenian Genocide Jokes More Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide