What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.