What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.