How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.